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Randy Geller / Sharon Rudnick Madlibs!

By popular request. Submit your guesses for what’s behind UO General Counsel Randy Geller’s redactions to Sharon Rudnick’s most recent invoice. Prizes for the most and least accurate answers!

(For more serious info on the petition to the Lane County DA for unredacted invoices, see here.)

Any prize disputes to be resolved by the Lane County DA, with appeals to the Judge of the Lane County Circuit Court, whose decision is final. This game constitutes a game of skill, not chance, under ORS 167. 12/8/2012. And thanks for stopping by, bojack visitors!

10 Comments

  1. Anonymous 12/09/2012

    My suspicion: The invoices suggest the legal teams’ heavy reliance on DF’s counsel.

  2. Anonymous 12/09/2012

    The second item is “Coordinate and conduct orphans’ Christmas gift campaign.” Those big-hearted folk need to maintain their tough reputation, so need to redact mentions of their various charitable activities. Please don’t out them!

  3. Anonymous 12/09/2012

    Telephone conference with Phil Knight to plan conversion of PLC from English Literature sweatshop to sneaker sweatshop in case of strike;

  4. Awesome0 12/10/2012

    Second to last bullet point.

    Continue review, analysis, and plan to bring UO salaries to match AAU comparable universities. Institute massive raises and give guidelines for establishing annual COLA raises along with merit pay. Coordinate and conduct helicopter dumps of money from Phil Knights private heli, with Uncle Phil dressed in a Santa outfit. Analyze information obtained from uomatters in Jim Beans first annual performance review.

  5. Anonymous 12/10/2012

    Correspondence with Kimberly Espy recommending she encourage Gottfredson to fire Rudnick and spend the money on science startups.

  6. Anonymous 12/10/2012

    The missing portions of Cicero’s De Re Publica.

  7. Anonymous 12/10/2012

    Correspondence with G. Pernsteiner re: how to change my title from General Counsel to Specifically What I Feel Like Counseling About Counsel.

  8. Anonymous 12/10/2012

    Coordinate and conduct review with HLGR “of counsel” Dave Frohnmayer across the hall to continue screwing the faculty out of the raises he promised back in 2000.

    • UO Matters 12/10/2012

      Hey – no peeking!

  9. Anonymous 12/10/2012

    Jimmy HOffa

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